This one is hard for us, I know. But, please, minorities, if you don't want to end up in some secret prison in the middle of some desert somewhere, please stop taking pictures of public monuments.
If you do take pictures of public monuments, everybody knows that they are just going to think that you entered the country just to collect makeshift blueprint evidence in a scheme to overthrow the U.S.A. and capitalism.
Oh, wait. Apparently it may be illegal to imprison people in deserts. But what about Mars?
Yep. You know that they are starting plans to colonize Mars soon, and don't even think that they won't launch your ass a couple of orbits away from justice, let alone the desert, because they will. So, don't take pictures, because everybody knows that there are no laws in outerspace.
Don't do it. If you need a picture of the Statue of Liberty, just buy a postcard. Really. It's probably better quality than anything you can do. Let's be honest. You probably buy disposable cameras from the pharmacy whenever you go on vacation anyway, just like my family does, and everybody knows those don't work very well, don't we?
I suppose, minorities, that if you insist on taking pictures of public monuments, you could just learn how to photoshop. Hmmm. Wait. Does that sound as sketchy to you as it does to me?
Yep, new rule.
Minorities, do not take photoshop classes, because you will end up on an FBI list somewhere.
Welcome to America!
